Memories of Mickey
Friday, April 13, 2007
some jokes to spice up ur wkend
Muthu: 13th October
Which year?
Muthu: .....EVERY YEAR
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu: Any great man born in this village???
Muthu: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jay a nthi
Muthu writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jay a nthi.
Muthu was doing experiment with #%*!roach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. #%*!roach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. #%*!roach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But #%*!roach didn't walk. Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut #%*!roach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. S
eeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN " I
nterviewer: just imagine you’re in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Muthu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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